Freaky Deaky
Left the station in a hurry
Not to worry
Messy Bessy
Not to flurry
Lord Long-dressy
If I'm chosen
California
Then im bound to be
Pa-mon-ia
And I see the whistley
On ya
Ferdinand and scuttle
Pawn ya
If im awfully mis-com-bobbled
Then I'm sorry for youbetcha
And I'm wishing that I hobbled
Tristand rand and Ken Kametchka
If you understand my tale
Of ridic and feeble telling
Then you're the loon
And I'm the goom
And your as drunk as I am